You want to write smut, erotica or porn? How easy is it to get it on paper?
So, you want to write about sex? Fabulous, it’s our favourite subject. The first thing you should know is that it’s hard, and so is the writing! Penning a porno is no easy task, we know it sounds like it should be, all that thrusting, sweating, pounding and squelching is all about the verbs, the description, or is it?
Here’s the thing: writing erotica, smut of porn is no different to writing fan fiction or romance the difference is your characters have sex, a lot, in all different interesting and sometimes unlikely ways, it’s your job to stimulate the reader, get them red hot under the collar and ready to experience your fantasy for themselves.
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Here’s a guide to writing a porno….
The Porn Framework in Action
The Hook (Opening Scene): Start strong! Drop the reader into an intriguing moment, mood, or mystery. Erotica thrives on immediacy.
How about this as an example… Darcy hasn’t done any washing for weeks; there are no clean clothes, just dirty knickers everywhere. While the sideline in dirty panties for sale is lucrative, it does pay enough to buy fair liquid.
Dirty knickers are a fantasy people can buy into; just the sentence alone gets blood flowing around the body. Underwear fetishism is a sexual fetish relating to underwear, particularly panties, referring to preoccupation with the sexual excitement of certain types of lingerie.
Certain words on their own can turn a perfectly sensible sentence into a masturbation tool. Combined, they have an explosive effect – example, moist panties…..
Introduce Sexy Characters and Settings
A great sexy story paints the picture but allows your mind to fill in the rest of the fantasy. Porn writing was in its heyday in the 70s. Top-shelf mags contained words, stories, wank material that gave more than the images alone. A flap shot is just that, until you know the back story.
So, Darcy is doing her washing, she’s saving the white lacy Brazilian knickers (the one’s that cover most of your arse but leave your cheeks on view) for her best client. The apartment she lives in doesn’t have a washing machine, so she goes to the shared basement laundry room to do the laundry. Dressed in the only clothes that are reasonably clean, a t-shirt and short shorts that just about cover her large assets.
The scene is set, a young attractive woman is walking down the stairs carrying laundry, the t-shirt is tight over her large breasts and the shorts are firmly wedged up her arse, every curve or her body is visible, no socks (sock are not sexy) bare feet with pink painted toenails fit into cute sandals.
The Sexual Conflict Inciting Incident
We are almost at the utility room door. Here we must introduce our ‘incident’. Several scenarios make this porno your go-to personalised smut watch.
Darcy meets the hot neighbour, who is already in the basement washing his jeans. Or, the girlfriend of the hot neighbour is in the laundry room, feeding the tumble dryer, in just a thong because her clothes got very messy last night.
Scenario three, Darcy is alone with her thoughts in the basement. It’s hot, steamy, and sweaty in that small, dark room at the bottom of the house, and her shorts are rubbing her body as she descends the stairs – you get the picture.
We’ve built the incitement to incident; now all that’s left is to write the event. The engine of the story is about to kick into action – if you need a moment, take it now, because what comes next is sticky!
Rising Action: The Art of the Erection
We are at a point where each choice will lead to a pivotal moment, a surge in excitement followed by prolonged anticipation.
Entering the basement, Darcy encounters Chloe, Edward’s blonde, slightly haughty girlfriend, from flat 2b. Ed is one of those guys who is incredibly good-looking but dead behind the eyes; however, from the sounds coming out of 2b the night before, Ed might be dumb, but he knows the difference between a reverse cowgirl and the cowgirl’s helper.
Remember, Chloe is naked all but a thong, and Darcy has been rubbing herself with her shorts on every step going down the stairs. It’s at this point that the anticipation could lead to a premature execution – hold on to your load, it’s worth waiting for.
Porno Climactic Moments
We are at the boiling point; the climactic moment is here. Will she? Or won’t she? This is the emotional and physical peak of the story—the moment Darcy and Chloe make a key decision.
The door opens and Darcy is greeted by Chloe’s ripe arse bending over to fill the tumble dryer, Darcy can smell her, the day-old perfume and the smell of sex. Chloe has incredibly long legs and a tiny waist; her perfect legs bent slightly to reveal the balls of her feet and tight arch, peeking out of expensive black stilettos. As she leans further forward, the whole of the underside of her foot is on show.
Darcy’s eyes are transfixed on the small of her back and the folds of her shaved skin, only just held in place by the black Calvin Klein thong.
Then……
Falling Action and Sexual Resolution
Their time together is almost over, and the sexual tension in that laundry room is palpable. Does Darcy slip a finger under Chloe’s thong to find silky, wet flesh? Or does Ed remember his jeans need stretching before they go in the dryer, so he goes to the basement to find Chloe buried face-first into Darcy’s shorts – that, my dear writer, is for you to decide, it’s your story and your reader’s happy ending.
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