South Ayrshire Escorts

Escorting in Scotland is a pleasure because South Ayrshire, located on Scotland's stunning west coast, has so much to offer residents and visitors, from history buffs to golf enthusiasts. The area can provide more than a hole in one or a birdy or two. Cupid Escorts provide a directory complete with ladies who love a dribbler and want to ‘Lay the Sod’ at any opportunity. So if you're a sandbagger who loves a teabagging session, you’re in the best place possible.

If a bird in the hand is better than a finger in the bush, then a birdie on the pole is more likely than an albatross on the fairway, or is it? Of course, South Ayrshire or Scottish escorts are better than those in areas without golf courses, but that’s not the end of their skills. When you play ball, you can shoot your load at the birdie. ‘Talk birdie to me’ (a rip off of Poison’s ‘Talk dirty to me’) is what you could say; however, golfing aside,  the legend of the South Ayrshire birdie is absolute and one that can make or break your day on the round. Remember, not all balls are round, and not all escorts like golf.

Escorting in South Ayrshire is not much different from dating in Inverness, Aberdeen, or Dundee. Our directory lists girls from all over the UK, so you can choose a different paid companion in every county. What's unique about South Ayrshire escorts is their familiarity with the location and their knowledge of what visitors cum for. If you’re looking for a playmate for coastal escapes and watersports, our list is the place to look. You can get to Preswick Golf Course via Glasgow Prestwick Airport, and the fairway is open at Troon most days of the year.

For cerebral types and role players, South Ayrshire is home to Maybole, a historic town and gateway to Culzean Castle, a topless masterpiece surrounded by lush lady gardens and deserted woodlands for dogging. Taking time to enjoy everything the area has to offer is a must. After all, it would be rude to say no to the opportunity to chili-dip and duck hook your way around the county

Ayr is the largest town in South Ayrshire and home to Robbie Burns, so in the words of the great poet, ‘There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.’ Log on to the directory and find a suitable date - ‘To see her was to love her, Love but her, and love forever’ is the remit of any romantic, but you can just - ‘Nae man can tether time or tide. With the advice from the great man himself, we suggest you get a move on and book a date because time waits for no man (or woman). If not now, when? Now, that’s a relevant question, golf lover or not!